Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Urban Dictionary

I was thinking of writing something about Earth Day, but it turns out I'm really tired. This "urban dictionary" thing requires no thinking and it's fun:

Rules:
--Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
--Post the first definition it gives you.
--Tag at least 10 people

1. Your name?
Julie: Sweet and downy haired girl, changable, and often misunderstood and complex. A fearful creature as well as highly loyal. She will rule your affection and once you have hers it will be forever. (Hehe :-D)

2.Your age?
24: The Jack Bauer Power Hour. The most entertainment you can stuff into a single day. Full of twists, turns, violence, and Elisha Cuthbert.

3.One of your friends?
Joel (this won most interesting friend definition): Refers to a cool, intellectual, popular, well-liked, needed, or otherwise important person. A person that's more important than regular people. Arrised from the word "yo" which resembles the word "joel," used to call important people who have been predefined as a joel.
(I would almost suspect that he wrote that, except for the use of the word "arrised.") ;)

4.What you should be doing?
Cleaning: The act of shoving everything in a closet and calling it decent.
(Exactly.)

5.Fav color?
Blue: The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.

6.Birthplace?
St. Louis: While not technically the largest city in Missouri (that honor belongs to Kansas City, due to some creative annexing and stupidity on St. Louis' part), the entire area's a lot bigger and more influential. Home to Budweiser, the St. Louis Cardinals and the Gateway Arch, this city of roughly 2.8 million people also has some good music, good food and weird customs. It's pretty much Boston-on-the-Mississippi: mostly Catholic, very insular, loves baseball a little too much, has an inferiority complex (here it's with Chicago) that we take out through baseball. It's got a lot of bad points, too: we live too much in the past, we've deluded ourselves into thinking we're either still really important or just a "big small town", and we can't support a football team worth a damn. Overall, it's a very Midwestern city: misunderstood and a little weird.

7. Month of your birthday? August: The idea of perfection. The 8th Month of the year in certain European and Asian cultures signifies greatness in achieving perfection, or something close to it.
(naturally)

8.Last person you talked to?
Beth: gem like, shim-shimmering like a precious stone, awe-inspiring and captivating

9.Where do you live?
NoCo: NOrth COunty. In this case, North County St. Louis, Missouri. Including, but not limited to, the areas of Florissant, Hazelwood, Blackjack, Spanish Lake, St. Ann, Overland, Berkley, Woodson Terrace, Bridgeton, and Unincorporated St. Louis County. Home of the Monster Truck "Bigfoot," St. Louis International Airport, University of Missouri St. Louis, BubbleHead Road, and Nelly's mom from what I hear. Known for being kind of a rough area in parts, the stories are mainly hearsay.

10.Favorite sport?
Softball: 10 Reasons to Date a Softball Player-10. we always use r hips for power 9. we can handle the heat 8. when it gets hard we always pull through 7. we always make sure we touch ever base carefully before scoring 6. we can be in 9 different positions for 75 mins 5. well go into exta innings if needed 4. were not afraid to get dirty 3. well go to any length to score 2. we dont mind playing with others 1. we always fight back if were behind in the game

11. Last name?
Wiese: Okay I had to adapt this one to "weezy": To become kool...you add "weezy" to your name......this defines your total koolness....if you don't have it you r not kool!!

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